I'M KIP WELLS, DAMMIT!!

So it appears that in an effort to add a little incentive, new bench coach Jim Tracy is offering up $20's to any Rockie that can get a base hit with a Runner In Scoring Position in 2009.
Either that, or he just thinks legal tender makes for a snazzy jacket accessory...

Ouch.

Huh? I thought Spring Training was a time of optimism and bullshit like that, not deciding on season ending shoulder surgery...

At least the Rockies have upgraded in the moustache department...

...pitchers and catchers reporting in less than a day...