Tuesday, November 11, 2008

This is what you need

Dear Mr. Colorado Rockies Management Guy/Gal,
Please visit this website for some ideas on players you should pursue. I know that it is scary but you must have these in order to win. Rarely does anyone win a World Series without one. You might even consider two. The way last season went you should definitely get two. Thanks for listening. Have a nice off season.
Love,
Steve

http://www.npbtracker.com/2009-npb-free-agents/

10 comments:

TroutDog said...

I'm totally on board with this, 'Steve'. I mean, Mori is so close to Coors Field, it makes perfect sense. And I'm pretty sure we've got some salary flexibility now.

Sonic Tooth said...

I say get one of those guys from Hiroshima Carp. That's the awesomest team name ever. (A. Soriano once played for them, dontcha know)

Sonic Tooth said...

...wait a minute.

"Dear Mr. Colorado Rockies Management Guy/Gal"

Gal? What? do you think Alanna Rizzo has a say in personnel decisions??

TroutDog said...

It's been widely believed that Rizzo pulls all of the strings for the Rockies behind the scenes.

Do the Carp have any gear for sale?

TroutDog said...

If so, I bet you can peddle that stuff on "Bone Stretch" at Lac du Cours.

Sonic Tooth said...

you must mean Carp Cove...you must mean Carp Cove.

TroutDog said...

We also would've accepted Carp Cove.

30 Pack Thief said...

Personally I like the Nippon Ham Fighters for team name honors.

DeathTruck said...

I think we should look into acquiring Kip Wells.

Sonic Tooth said...

Yeah Ham Fighters is top notch too.

Is Wells available? I think he fits perfectly into the Rockies 2009 team vision. That signing is a no-brainer.