Saturday, June 28, 2008

You 2008 Rockies Are A Bunch Of Fucking Pussies


That's right. You don't score runs. Your pitching is weak, but we knew that going into the season. The powerful offense was supposed to cover up this shortcoming. The Bombers are laying this most recent collapse at the feet of the heart of the current lineup. Looks like they're cruising to yet another loss...

Sincerely,
Dante, WalkDog, Vinny, and the Big Cat

3 comments:

TroutDog said...

Nice work, Brian Fuentes. Could've used a comefrombehind win. Still too many LOB, but the closer HAS to nail that win down.

Sonic Tooth said...

This team sucks so bad right now, that this double-sweep at the hands of the AL Central can't even be attributed to the fact that they are away from Coors.

As mentioned earlier this afternoon 'round a table on the patio at the Larimer Lounge pre-Brougham, the Rockies seem to have completely used up all their good fortune during the miracle run of '07...ain't nothing going right this year.
At least we are set to play a series at home against the other super-shitty team in the NL not called the Nats. If they can't dominate this Pads series...I'll be very angry and sad. Just you watch.

DeathTruck said...

I hate watching this fucking team, but I know I will yet again tonight.