Saturday, April 11, 2009

The Silence is Killing Me

You can tell what the TruckTroutTooth family was up to at the game yesterday by their lack of blog posting. A 10-3 home opener and nary a word out of their North Denver Baseball Compound? From what I understand they nearly emptied the keg in between the Three One One and the Three One Two.
As my name would imply I too enjoy a sip of the hops and barley every now and again. However, yesterday I was as dry as Mayberry, North Carolina. Me and Six Pack Thief took the game in and enjoyed a day of sun, baseball, hot chicks that you'll never see at a baseball game again until the next opening day and every drunk in Denver who needed an excuse to start drinking at 10 in the morning.
What can I say? I had thought that Marquis would be the weak link on the mound. He pitched lights out!
Well its 10:30 in the morning. I think I hear some stirring going on at the Trout household. It most likely smells like upchucked vegetarian hot dogs and Swanky's Nachos, baseball mitt conditioner and Miller High Life Light.


Sonic Tooth said...

Brilliant. Dead on. Post.
I just woke up. Whoa.
Yesterday was a fun day.

30 Pack Thief said...

First thing this morning I checked my cell to see if Troutdog drunk dialed me in the middle of the night.

TroutDog said...

Did I?

TroutDog said...

I was pretty late to emerge too. Great f'ing game. Need to rally for tonight.

Sonic Tooth said...

Then I suggest you go to Rally Liquors in Buena Vista, CO.