Tuesday, August 25, 2009

"But Dad, do we get kicked in the nuts during the Rockies game or after?"

"Sorry children, I didn't realize your khaki shorts were so vulnerable. Nor did I realize that Tulo would be so damn clutch in extra innings. To answer your stupid question, it will be a relentless kick to the balls that will begin during the game, and linger for quite some time after the Rockies have beat our fucking Dodgers. You'll beg for it to stop, but the only solace or shelter in Dodgertown you will find will be an old jockstrap of Steve Garvey's. The shelter will be minimal."

Wow. Great game tonight. Coors Field is really apeshit these days, as well it should be. Not sure what I was going for with the narrative above...to read it, one would think I was altered from stadium brews or some such.


TroutDog said...

What, no Manny dreads for those kids?! After last night's almost heroics by Man-Roid, they seemed to be on the verge of coming back into favor.

TroutDog said...

Not as dramatic as the previous night's game, but I'm not complaining that it didn't go 14. Especially considering Tracy used a lot of his bench already. Would've liked to see Manny walked by Bielmel and let him face the ice cold Loney, but with all of the right buttons Super Tracy has pushed this season, I won't question him. Tracy is god, Tracy is god, tracy is god.....we need those rosters to expand as soon a possible.

Chain Lightning said...

TD must be getting anxious to see Giambi in purple.

clap, clap, clap-clap-clap, clap-clap-clap-clap, TULO!!

TroutDog said...

Hell yeah, I ready to see some Purple Giambi. With all of the injuries, we need bodies in the dugout period. Going to be tough to lay off the business man special on Thurs, especially if the Dragon Slayer takes down Wolf tonight.